The Dream Umbrella - Solid Ash Crook Fox Umbrellas

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I have a bad habit: I loose umbrellas. The last one was a Solid Ash Crook Fox Umbrella. Exactly like the one featured above.
My theory was to everytime buy a more expensive one so that I was keen on not forgetting the precious piece of art. It didn't help. I can't even bring up the subject at home because frankly, my wife has a point. In a few months (during summer) I'll begin massaging in the topic again, hoping she forgot how many I left behind in metros, busses, trains, on top of my own car, etc. There is a huge problem though: SHE doesn't forget anything!